Sunday, August 29, 2010

Dissolve Disolvution


8/26/10
  The stove has been removed from the cabin.  It is a mighty symbol of independence, or is it not, now that it serves no need, sates no hunger?  Perhaps it's a relic?  No, all the ashes have been removed, it houses no remains.  It does have the patina of age.  Rust, soot, oil.  The only thing that betrays its false age is the shiny chrome handle for the door and also perhaps the modern warning label riveted to its face.
  One of the chimney sections too came with a warning label of some kind, but it was burned to oblivion during the first fire.  That primary blaze which I had been so excited for filled the entire cabin with putrid, black smoke.  Ironically, this label cautioned the user on many points but contained no instructions regarding removal before use.  At first, I thought that once the chimney warning label was removed the smoke would stop.  This was not the case.  The smoke sublimed off the surface of the chimney itself, the black shiny paint melting, burning, and finally curing matte black, like watching glaze in a kiln transform into enamel.  It wasn't entirely unpleasant, but mostly so.
  Subsequent fires became larger, longer and hotter and this annealing process rose up the dark pillar until the whole indoor section of the chimney had burned up to its current flat black finish.
  The rain sometimes came in.  First, the chimney support box at the roof line filled with water and leaked.  This was before the slip collar was installed.  Even after, driven rain worked its way under the chimney cap, through the spark arrestor and down the tunnel on many occasions.  Last year there was a lot of rain.  Snow too.  I still feel lucky that I didn't fall off shoveling the roof, a precaution from leaks.  
  The only other leak came during Spring.  It was on the backside of the house, the side adjacent to Outlaw Gallery.  In that case, long storms had soaked the roof edge and water trickled under the shingles along the plywood sheathing, finally finding a release in a small gap in the styrofoam ceiling.  The remedy in this case was to apply a bead of asphalt sealant on the edge of the shingles.  I guess that needed a drip edge like the one on the bottom of the roof as well.
  The best way to keep the rain out was with fire.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Two Seasons Later: Cabin Re-cap (by popular demand!)

  Hey All,
Well, it's six months later.  The house is still standing and doing just what it does.  It's doing it right now.


  I officially moved into the main house during the wintertime, into Emily's old room.  Emily's room was ideal in every way.  It had heat, was heated, and was warm even when it was cold outside.  Among this, the home's former diner room offered a view of the backyard and cabin, was accessible from the outside, and kitchen-adjacent!  


A sunny winter day in the cabin
was really wonderful.  The south-
facing wall caught a lot of light.
Sadly, holding a full-time
job left me very little light
during these months.
The experience had by this
point taught me the importance of
calling in sick when my mind and
body demanded it.  I highly
suggest everyone do the same,
today maybe.  Call in
tomorrow, have a
good breakfast.


  Keeping the cabin warm during the nighttime was very difficult.  Conserving fuel limited my time in the house and my insulation methods were lacking.  I had never hung the new door, never replaced the windows, and would find large holes letting in cold air on a daily basis.  My bed, previously a plywood plank that doubled as a work table (see bed in table mode in photo right), was substituted with used couch cushions lined up at the foot of the hearth.  Sleeping directly in front of the fire was perfect in that I could add wood to the stove without getting up, losing body heat and in which clearing the table became unnecessary.  I was also losing a lot of body heat out the bottom of bed/table, which was completely uninsulated.  The floor was very warm and dry.
Hauling wood home every day was a serious chore, and having fires with friends sparked anxiety as I watched a few nights' worth of wood being burned in a few hours.  


Sophie stays warm by the light


We had an epic New Year's Eve party prior to my retirement to more conventional living quarters.  It was a beautiful night full of friends, drink and fire.   A year of haves and have-nots ended with an abundant chorus of popping champagne corks, coating the ceiling of the kitchen with bubbly effervescence.  As many pointed out, "It was literally raining champagne!".  That night the stove in the cabin burned long and hot with resident fashion designer Brian Stanziale manning the tinder.  It was undoubtedly the hottest it has ever been in the little shack, and my guests appropriately responded by consuming food and drug in decadent quantities.  We started cooking steak chili before dawn and it was done near sunrise as I finished up a cat-nap.  Yum.




Coming Next:  Snow gives way to Spring

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

It's Still Winter

Howdy!


It's cooooold out!    


Blog followers, you may be disappointed to hear that you'll have to continue to wait before being regaled with tales from the outskirts of normality, but your patience will be rewarded.  In the meantime, I'll give you a little tease from the past few months.


by the way, i hate this new blog editor.  what the hell is going on?  oh well, at least I don't need the internet to eat snow-chilled pineapple while in a hammock.